officialbeyonceknowles:

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

(Source: homophobic)

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(Source: thefartsinourstars)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!